Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Tourist Bitten By Water Moccasin At An Orlando Hotel Pool


   I was going to write about all of those great attack ads that are now appearing on television sets in the state of Florida,but, when I ran across this story, I thought that it would be more interesting than reading about Charlie Christ, Mark Rubio, or the rest of the battlefield members. Plenty of time for those jerkoffs.

   Tampa Bay Online

Orange County Fire Rescue spokesman John Mulhall says a crew responded to a 911 call Monday afternoon about a man bitten by a snake near a swimming pool at the J.W. Marriott Grande Lakes resort in Orlando.

The fire rescue crew found and killed the water moccasin after transporting Geisman to the hospital.

Geisman's sister-in-law tells the Orlando Sentinel that Geisman was bitten on the ankle as he was walking with his wife.

Lynn Arruda says her brother-in-law and his wife were visiting Orlando for a food management conference.

   Maybe the snake thought he was supposed to take a little taste of the food himself?