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Monday, May 02, 2011

Bin Laden’s Last Few Minutes

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"Good morning, Mr. bin Laden. Here's your tea. And your noodles. And your Terror Mastermind Daily Brief."

"Ah, yes, my TMDB! I don’t even know why I bother reading them anymore. They always say the same thing: 'Trail is cold. Trail is cold. Trail is cold.' Look, it's been ten years…I got away with it. I tell you, this is going to be the last TMDB I ever read. I simply do not need them anymore. Now read me this last one and then we can sit down for a nice game of Boggle."

"Yes, sir. It says…

United States Determined to Strike Inside Bin Laden Compound in 3…2…1…

Smile, Asshole.

"See? The trail is col…  Wait, what???"

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