Sunday, September 30, 2012

Debunking Conservative Crap

  The list of Conservative bullshit is a very long list which grows bigger and bigger with each passing day, as you well know.

   The following is a partial list which debunks some of those Conservative lies.

There’s a little “test” that the right emails to itself regularly to make themselves feel better about voting for people that openly despise them. They call it the “Fence Test” as in, “Which side of the fence are you on?” and, my oh my, is it full of right wing fantasies. Let’s break it down, shall we?

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. Instead, he buys 50 to “protect” himself from the Communist Nazi hordes that are about to take over America.

If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. No, we want assault rifles and extended clips to be outlawed because they exist for the sole purpose of killing large numbers of people in as short an amount of time as possible. Strangely, Republicans seem to apply this very same standard to abortion: They don’t like it so NOBODY should have one. What’s that? You’re protecting innocent life? So are we, dumb-ass!

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. And then they go online to whine about how persecuted they are because those other “bad” channels keeping saying everything they “know” is a lie.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down. ie – (FNC) FOX NEWS CHANNEL Yes, because Fox is not news, it’s propaganda and it’s deliberately hurting the country. There’s a reason study after study after study shows Fox viewers to be the most uninformed people in the country. For god’s sake! One study even showed that people who watch NO news are better informed!

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. An openly atheist Republican? That’s like a unicorn sighting. Republicans MUST pander to the religious right or they’ll be run out of town.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. No, we want Republicans to stop promoting Christianity over all other beliefs and lack thereof. For instance, a Republican would rather swallow rat poison than allow a Muslim to have the same religious “rights” they claim for themselves. After all, WE’RE not the ones that keep trying to ban Mosques, are we?

   Read them all here.