Saturday, February 02, 2013

Sunday Funnies: Lip- Syncing, The NRA, Sarah Palin, and Other Washington, D.C. Wonders

  If you have noticed, I haven’t been doing to much posting over the past month. That would be due to life getting in the way. Work, and the other daily hassles that we face have been taking much of my time as has trying to plan a wedding. That alone is a very consuming task, to say the least. I’ll try to put things up a little more often, time permitting.

Bill Maher: "Already the Obama administration has been rocked by scandal. Beyonce lip-syncing; or at least we think she was lip-synching. Manti Te’o said it sounded very real to him."

"Lip-synching – let that be a lesson; if you are in Washington DC and you open your mouth and another voice comes out, it better be the NRA, an oil company, or a bank."

"Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana said 'we must stopped being the stupid party.' Good luck with that. When Sarah Palin heard that, she demanded an apology. She said, 'How dare he insult hard-working, patriotic, idiotic Americans like me.'"

Jimmy Kimmel: "New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is getting big-time financial support for his re-election campaign, a fundraiser hosted by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. That means the creator of the world's largest social network is raising money for the world's largest governor."

"Did you know when you poke Chris Christie on Facebook, your computer giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy?"

Jay Leno: "House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama's focus is to annihilate the Republican Party. Do Republicans look like they need any help from President Obama? They're doing a hell of a job themselves."

Conan O'Brien: "The Pentagon has allowed women to serve in combat. Yeah, the hope is that we can now finally defeat the Taliban by giving them the silent treatment."

"North Korea said it will test a rocket that they hope will hit the United States. In other words, watch your back, middle of the Pacific Ocean."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to a new 'Terminator' film. Due to his age, this one features the catchphrase, 'I'll be back right after 'Wheel of Fortune.'"

  Sarah Palin, Blast from the past: