"Craig Ferguson: It is our president's birthday. It's also the birthday of NASCAR champ Jeff Gordon. Jeff Gordon and President Obama are very different, of course. One's a guy who spent his whole life turning left and is hated by NASCAR fans. And the other one? Jeff Gordon."
Daniel Kurtzman
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U.S. Border Goalie
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Seth Meyers: "Congress wanted to surprise President Obama on his birthday so they passed a bill."
Jimmy Fallon: "Yesterday the House of Representatives voted to sue President Obama for abusing his executive powers. Experts are calling this a meaningless political stunt that's a huge waste of taxpayer money, while Congress is saying, 'Yep. That's what we do.'"
"The House voted 225-201 to sue President Obama. That's the bad news. The good news is that Congress actually passed something."
Stephen Colbert: "I have always been a huge fan of Sarah Palin. She's a strong leader with a proven history of selflessness. I mean, in the midst of her 2008 campaign, she took the time to help out a struggling senior with severely impaired judgment."
By Daniel Kurtzman
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Darth Vader and Cheney
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Poor Poor Hillary
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