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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Facts That You Have No Use For

    This has been one of those days in witch  I could care less about politics or any of the usual news that may be going on today,so I’ve decided to hunt the internet for useless information that you and I will never have a need for.

1) 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.

2) 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

3) 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.

4) 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

5) 7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

6) 5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.                       Tealdragon

    7) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    8) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    9) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

    10) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.    Dysan

   I nay have more of this junk the next time that I feel like being useless.

Maher Blasts Tea Party Over Comparison To Founding Fathers

  

For the teabaggers to compare themselves to the founding fathers of the United States is stretching things a bit. The Tea Party claims to be in line with the things that those founders thought and believed in,which is not quite true. Actually,it is nowhere near true.

 

Friday, January 14, 2011

Political Humor:Saturday Satire

   It has been one hell of a week,has it not? Especially if you are Sarah Palin,who has hit  many all-time lows and pissed off many people,her own included.   Oh well,that is what happens when you give an idiot more than their 15 minutes of fame.

PoliticalHumor

Jay Leno:

"Sarah Palin should pick The Situation from 'Jersey Shore' as her vice president. That way, we can get rid of two reality shows at once."

"Chinese President Hu Jintao will be at the White House next week. The good news is, he has no plans to foreclose. We can stay another month."

"Sad news. It looks like 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' won't be back for a second year. How does that make her feel? She was governor, almost vice president. She gets one year. Snooki's on her third year."

"Police are looking for a man in Phoenix who robbed a bank and told the teller he wanted the money in twenties, forties and sixties. Authorities believe he could be one of President Obama's economic advisers."

Conan O'Brien:

"San Francisco celebrated the opening of the nation's first gay history museum. The museum is called 'San Francisco.'"


"The blizzard was three hours of howling wind — kind of like Rush Limbaugh's radio show."

Craig Ferguson:

"The two biggest websites right now are Wikipedia, where you go to learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you go to learn about people you stopped caring about years ago."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Spruce Mine Permit Gets A Veto

  

 The Obama administration EPA just vetoed the largest single mountaintop removal permit in West  Virginia history.  It is about damned time that at least one of former President Bush’s corporate mining friends got stopped in their tracks.

WVGazette

EPA officials this morning were alerting West Virginia’s congressional delegation to their action, and undoubtedly preparing for a huge backlash from the mining industry and its friends among coalfield political leaders.

In making its decision to veto the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers’ approval of the 2,300-acre mine proposed for the Blair area of Logan County, EPA noted that it reviewed more than 50,000 public comments and held a major public hearing in West Virginia. EPA officials said their agency is “acting under the law and using the best science available to protect water quality, wildlife and Appalachian communities who rely on clean waters for drinking, fishing and swimming.”