The Weekend Is Here

   Rich Little may not be able to joke about Bush or Iraq at the on-coming dinner party but a few of our other comedians can!

   By way of DailyKos we have this!

by Bill in Portland Maine

Fri Jan 19, 2007 at 03:59:29 PM PST

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...

Rich Little may not be able to mention Bush or Iraq, but these guys certainly can...

"In the [60 Minutes] interview, Bush said popularity is not his goal. Well, I thought, mission accomplished."

"President Bush watched the hanging of Saddam Hussein. He said he was not pleased with how the Iraqis executed Saddam Hussein. The Iraqis fired back, 'Yeah? We're not pleased with the way you executed the war.'"
---David Letterman

"The good news is last night President Bush finally admitted he's made mistakes in Iraq. The bad news is he's planning to make the same mistakes again."

"President Bush also said that all the military commanders who have looked at his plan say it will work. That's because all the ones who said it wouldn't work aren't military commanders anymore."
---Jay Leno

"Former President Bush is going to celebrate his 85th birthday by jumping out of a plane. So for one minute there will be two Bush’s in a freefall."
---Conan O'Brien

 

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Pelosi and the White House Trade Jabs

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi hit the nail on the head Friday when she said that President Bush is hurrying troops into Iraq while betting that Congress won't cut off funds if they are already in battle.  The White House called her claim "poisonous."

   Pelosi, on ABC's "Good Morning America."   

    "The president knows that because the troops are in harm's way, that we won't cut off the resources. That's why he's moving so quickly to put them in harm's way."

Spokeswoman Dana Perino had this to say from the White House.

"Those particular comments were poisonous. I think questioning the president's motivations and suggesting that he, for some political reason, is rushing troops into harm's way, is not appropriate, it is not correct, and it is unfortunate because we do have troops in harm's way."       From Yahoo News

    Surely our fine, upstanding Idiot in Chief wouldn't pull something such as this! Of course not, that's why he went about rushing them over to Iraq before the ink in his speech was even dry.

    Only those with an I.Q. under 10 (sorry FoxNews viewers) would believe that Bush's rush isn't politically based bullshit.

President Bush could care less about who he places in harms way as long as it is not himself.

 

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