Another one of these just for the hell of it posts. I ran across this while just browsing around this morning and thought it was funny. Maybe you will also.
Stephen Colbert:
At this very moment, America is in danger. Who's to blame? As usual, the Democrats. The members of "Donk-qaeda" have used their House majority to block the renewal of the Protect America Act which, as the name clearly states, empowers the NSA to tap your phones without a warrant. By not passing the Protect America Act, the Demon-crats are placing, in grave danger, the safety of millions of innocent American dollars.