Breaking News From The GOP: Barack Obama Is Black!

  I think that in between the McCain/GOP meltdown and the Wall Street burn-down, that we could all use a little humor.

Breaking News!

by spankus maximus  Mon Oct 06, 2008

This just in: Senator Obama is a Black man.

Yes, Senator Obama is an African American and is possibly a terrorist and has been hiding that fact from the general public, so says the McCain campaign. Obama, who's political star has shot dramatically across the political sky in the last five years, has evidently been secretly planning to overtake the United States and her allies through the overt and strategic use of economic surpluses, universal health care, worldwide diplomacy and environmental protection.   

When pressed on the issue of scary blackness and the untold amount of Obama related terrorists cells in both Honolulu and Chicago, McCain spokesperson/campaign beer-bong coordinator Tucker Bounds stated "USA! USA! USA! USA!"

McCain, who was briefed on the issue before his afternoon snack of pudding, is quoted as saying "my friends, he's black - It's true! so my friends, don't vote for the terrorist, vote for the old white guy". After wards McCain was quickly shuttled off for his afternoon nap.

The sheer thought that a candidate for the office of the President of the United States would be able to pull off such a, dare we say "terrorist attack", from within our own borders is unconscionable. We will have more news as this story unfolds.

Now back to our regular scheduled Hallmark channel program:
"Sara Palin: Blessed by the witch doctor"    DKos

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Rolling Stone Magazine: Facts About John McCain

  I believe that it was Sunday that I referenced an article which appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine about our beloved Senator from Arizona, John McCain.

   As our luck would have it, you and I can now view a video by the writer of the article and hear what he wrote in his article, for the most part.

     It was a sad mistake for the McCain campaign to lower itself to attack ads which hold no substance and now McCain's campaign is going to suffer for it.

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