Friday Funnies": Trump Edition

  Another wacky week with the crazies spouting off about this and that, led by comedian Donald Trump. So, in honor of Trumps Tea Party leanings, here are some Trump jokes.

"Donald Trump is still threatening to run for President. NBC said if Trump runs for President they will not renew 'The Apprentice.' So some good may still come out of all this." —Conan O'Brien

"Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents — doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. ... This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole." —Lewis Black

"Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'" —Bill Maher

"Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'" –David Letterman

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“Family Values “ GOP Member Sen. John Ensign Resigns…

   …after it was discovered that he is not much of a “ family values “ kind of guy after all. Mr. Ensign has been investigated for the last 2 years over ethics violations and a few other goodies. He did admit to having an extramarital affair with a former staffer.    Source

  It has always made me laugh at these clowns since it seems as if the majority of these “ family values “ Republican clowns seem to not practice what they preach to everyone else.

Ensign announced in June 2009 that he had an extramarital affair with Cynthia Hampton, a former member of his campaign staff, and that he had helped her husband, Doug Hampton, a member of his Senate staff, obtain lobbying work with two Nevada companies.

Doug Hampton has been indicted for illegally lobbying the senator's staff. Federal law prohibits a former senior Senate aide from lobbying the Senate for one year after terminating employment.

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