Some Of Last Weeks Best Political Cartoons

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Copyright © 2011 Universal Press Syndicate

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Defiant Palin Sticks to Guns, Bludgeons Critics

   A little humor on a rainy day here in Florida.

Cross posted From DailyKos.com

Defiant Palin Sticks to Guns, Bludgeons Critics

by real satire     Mon Jan 17, 2011

In an exclusive interview with fellow Fox News personality Sean Hannity scheduled to air this evening, former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is certain to stir up even more controversy with a surprisingly blunt attack against those who have recently criticized her use of violent rhetoric.

Nearly 12 hours of videotaped run-throughs of the program furnished to The Desperate Blogger by a socialist Obama administration mole planted within the Fox network reveal a defiant Palin who — speaking within the comfort zone of her employer’s New York studios — goes on the offensive against those she calls, "enemies of freedom."

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"Anyone who would suggest that we limit the rights to free speech granted under the 18th Amendment — whether mine or anybody else’s — is an enemy to democracy and freedom who would destroy our country," Ms. Palin said at one point, seemingly prompting Hannity’s right-hand to slip down the front of his trousers where it remained for the duration of the interview. "If the bleeding-hearts are so worried about what some looney-tunes might do when they hear someone calmly discussing the issues of the day on radio or TV, then maybe what we need to do is think about coddling the crazies a little less."

When asked her opinion of how she would fare — were she to seek and win the GOP Presidential nomination in 2012 — in a head-to-head debate against President Obama, Palin came out guns blazing:

"From what I can see, the President reminds me a lot of that caribou on my TV show. He can look very pretty — some might even say majestic — standing up there. But me or any other well armed Republican is gonna have more than enough ammunition to shoot down his policies and, in the end, will wind up eating him for lunch. I would welcome a straight up, one-on-one duel with him — any time, anywhere."

The recently embattled Palin, whose reality TV series ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ was garnering so few viewers that even The Learning Channel noticed, and whose ‘Blood Libel’ comment in the wake of the media uproar over the recent Tucson shootings has decimated matzoh sales in ‘Bible Belt’ states, was visibly more comfortable and confident in the last few run-throughs after make-up artists were able to resolve the problem of her talking points smudging every time she and interviewer Hannity ‘high fived’ each other.

In a related story, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange blasted Fox’s Sean Hannity for comments he made last Friday suggesting that the United States should "...go in and take all the oil" from Kuwait and Iraq. "It’s one thing to give people a puzzle to put together," an irate Assange told reporters, "but it’s another to just spoon feed them the entire plan."

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Former Republican Candidate Busted For Making Threats..

    ….in the state of Indiana. Does it ever stop with those wingnuts dingbats?

          Yahoo

    Allen ran unsuccessfully for the Republican nomination for Indiana's 4th Congressional District seat in 2010, winning just 3 percent of the vote. The seat that was vacated by U.S. Rep. Steve Buyer was eventually won by new U.S. Rep. Todd Rokita.

    It appears that Cheryl Allen , from Martinsville was busted on Saturday for making threats against some judges and a few other individuals by way of her Facebook account.

    Steve Sonnega,the prosecutor from Morgan County was also among those targeted with the threats,and,after last weeks killings in Tucson it was decided to take action against this woman very quickly.

    Allen had once filed a discrimination lawsuit which was dismissed by a judge,so it appears that she went into  “stupid mode” and began making threats to some 4 judges and other public officials.

   Allen had criticized the courts' handling of her discrimination case during her campaign last year and suggested the system needed a major overhaul, according to The Reporter-Times. In a Facebook post on Jan. 8, the newspaper said she wrote: "What do you need to have done to get all the current government out of office? That is why we should own guns to go into court to get my right to trial back."

    Allen was being held on $100,000 bond and she will be going through a mental evaluation.  READ MORE

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Facts That You Have No Use For

    This has been one of those days in witch  I could care less about politics or any of the usual news that may be going on today,so I’ve decided to hunt the internet for useless information that you and I will never have a need for.

1) 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.

2) 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

3) 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.

4) 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

5) 7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

6) 5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.                       Tealdragon

    7) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    8) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    9) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

    10) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.    Dysan

   I nay have more of this junk the next time that I feel like being useless.

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