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Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday Funnies: “ Group Of Stupid “ Edition

  As a side note. Happy Birthday to Jay Leno.  61

Jay Leno:

"The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump."

"Did you see Donald Trump today? He said, 'I'm very proud of myself because I accomplished something no one else was able to accomplish.' So basically Trump is taking credit for President Obama proving that everything Trump has been saying for the last year is a bunch of crap."

"It’s the 75th anniversary of the introduction of Social Security checks. For the younger viewers who don’t know what a Social Security check is, you’ll never see one in your lifetime, so don’t worry about it."


"A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rating is down to 41 percent. A lot of people that voted for him now say they liked him a lot better when he was a Democrat."

"Every time a kid found an egg, Michelle Obama would make them trade it in for a low cholesterol Egg Beater. They had about 6,000 eggs, and you know who decorated them? Ex-cons. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress."

Jimmy Kimmel:

These people could have personally witnessed him being born out of an apple pie, in the middle of a Kansas wheat field, while Toby Keith sang the National Anthem – and they’d still think he was a Kenyan Muslim."
"Next up, we ought to say we don’t believe he’s a man and refuse to let it go until he releases his penis.”
"I’m surprised Donald Trump isn’t investigating whether Hawaii is an official state. A lot of vowels over there and not enough consonants."
Sarah Palin has written two books, her daughter Bristol has a book coming out – and now Levi Johnston is writing one too. Who would’ve ever guessed that America’s greatest literary dynasty would come out of an igloo?"

 

My Warm-Up To The Friday Funnies…

   …and his has a video of Donald Trump out in Las Vegas bitching about President Obama, as usual, with Mr. Trump cussing like a sailor. Anything to stir up the ignorant racists I guess.

 

  What a moron!

Jerry Brown Is Making California Republicans Cry…

   …and he is beating them down with their own bull.

      by   Leftwing Noise Machine     Thu Apr 28, 2011

Here in California elected Republican officials are as rare as the desert tortoises they are always trying to delist.  Still, the conservative anti-tax meme has dominated the state ever since boozy, stogie-wielding Howard Jarvis bamboozled the population into enacting Proposition 13, a Trojan horse that let the largest corporations in the world pay almost no property taxes on some of the most expensive real estate in the world.   Have another Vodka twist, Howard.

This (and some other disingenuous rightwing posturing, like Schwarzenegger’s demagoguery about car registration fees) led to the biggest fiscal crisis in California’s history, mirroring what is happening at the federal level.

But there’s a difference: Jerry Brown.  Governor Moonbeam, the Zenmeister, Linda Ronstadt’s arm candy, yes, yes, we know.   But in fact Brown may be the most astute Democratic politician currently holding office.  Not only did he handily defeat the smarmy billionairess and maid-abuser Meg Whitman with a low-budget low-tech campaign, he has completely turned public opinion against the core conservative memes.  Over the past couple years, Californians had happy feet for the Tea Party babalu of slashing budgets and not raising taxes on the rich.  But four months into his governorship, and Brown has turned that completely around.

Recent polls show that by a huge majority, Californians now support raising taxes on the rich (and even themselves) rather than further Tea Party slash and burn budget cutting.   Here’s Brown’s mojo.

First, he didn’t come out of the starting block with a compromise pleasing to the entrenched extremist Republican minority obstructing a tax increase (unlike a certain President we know).  He made a definite proposal and he stuck to it.  When the Tea Party gurus tried to change the subject and make unions the issue, not taxes, Brown refused to fall for the Shock Capitalist feign and stuck by the unions.  He didn’t flinch or apologize for his support of higher taxes, even suggesting – mirabile dictu – that the GOP’s zombielike anti-tax dogma showed their bad faith and lack of concern for Californians.  They squealed like stuck pigs with lipstick on (don’t apologize Obama) and looked foolish. 

Second, Brown talked directly to the people of California, not just the obstreperous and incoherent Republican commandants.   Again, unlike a certain President.  Over and over again, he took his message to YouTube (you got to love that), as well as highschool gyms and union halls.  For a septuagenarian he made a certain young president look like a geezer.  Again the GOP squealed, and most people here saw the Republicans for what they are: ideological bullies who act like South Park’s Cartman when somebody stands up to them.

Finally, he created a narrative.  He didn’t bother, Vulcan-like, to rebut the noisy Tea Party’s deceptive graphs and slogans.  He just called them deceptive.  He didn’t hold a seminar on interest rate fluctuations.   Rather he painted a picture of what a dystopian California will look like if conservatives have their way and perform further budget amputations without anesthesia. 

It worked.  The vast majority of Californians now side with Brown on raising taxes.  And in particular raising taxes on the rich is now favored. Democrats are emboldened (just today State Treasurer Bill Lockyer twisted a dagger in the GOP by saying conservative lawmakers who want an all-cuts budget because less government is better should get their wish with the cuts starting in Republican districts– resulting in further squealing).  A vanishing minority of Republicans is still blocking a tax increase on the rich, but they are the besieged Mubaraks of the election cycle, making irrelevant delusional proposals nobody but a few Tea Partiers in trailer parks even bother to listen to.

That’s how it’s done.  Obama, are you listening?

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Just So You Don’t Forget…

    ….it is rumored that there is a Royal wedding today, Friday, April 29. I post this friendly reminder just in case you missed it on ALL of the morning news shows over the past few weeks. Just in case you missed it on ALL of the afternoon news/talk shows over the past few weeks. Just in case you missed it on ALL of the nightly news shows over the past few weeks.

   Oh yes, let us not forget the other shows such as Access Hollywood, Regis and Kelli,TMZ, and every other damned show on cable TV.

   So remember folks.

   Today, THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING, which will be carried live on almost every channel on the damned planet. Do not forget it. There will be a test!

   If you miss it, then good for you. You deserve a prize because you have a life.