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It has been one hell of a week,has it not? Especially if you are Sarah Palin,who has hit many all-time lows and pissed off many people,her own included. Oh well,that is what happens when you give an idiot more than their 15 minutes of fame.
"Sarah Palin should pick The Situation from 'Jersey Shore' as her vice president. That way, we can get rid of two reality shows at once."
"Chinese President Hu Jintao will be at the White House next week. The good news is, he has no plans to foreclose. We can stay another month."
"Sad news. It looks like 'Sarah Palin's Alaska' won't be back for a second year. How does that make her feel? She was governor, almost vice president. She gets one year. Snooki's on her third year."
"Police are looking for a man in Phoenix who robbed a bank and told the teller he wanted the money in twenties, forties and sixties. Authorities believe he could be one of President Obama's economic advisers."
"San Francisco celebrated the opening of the nation's first gay history museum. The museum is called 'San Francisco.'"
"The blizzard was three hours of howling wind — kind of like Rush Limbaugh's radio show."
Craig Ferguson:
"The two biggest websites right now are Wikipedia, where you go to learn about things you care about, and Facebook, where you go to learn about people you stopped caring about years ago."
