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I know. Usually this would be my weekly “ Friday Funnies “ but it has been a very long day, not to mention a very bad one. Since it is so late in the day, this is the early edition of political humor for Saturday.
Conan O'Brien: "A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term."
"In Washington a Native American tribe has approved same-sex marriage. The move was led by the tribe's leader, Dances to Gaga."
Jay Leno: "President Obama signed the new debt bill into law. But it doesn't really solve the problem. Economists say in 10 years, the deficit will be $27 trillion. But you know what? In 10 years, that'll be President Bieber's problem."
"Just 10 days until the big Iowa Republican presidential straw poll. How many think Mitt Romney will win the straw poll? How many think Michele Bachmann will win? How many would rather vote for the straw?"
"To give you an idea how bad our credit is, I'll just say that if Obama asked China for another loan he has to get his mother-in-law to co-sign."
Jimmy Kimmel: "Happy birthday to President Obama, who is turning 50, although Republicans in Congress are demanding he cut his age to 40."
"It's interesting to see the Tea Party go from a small group of people that everyone thinks is crazy to a large group of people that everyone thinks is crazy."
"President Obama celebrated his 50th birthday in Chicago. Obama cut the cake, then Republicans cut everything else."
