John Boehner: Idiot At Large

   This Republican piece of crap needs to just go home and then stay home.

  The Democrats claim that there are enough votes in the House to pass a clean bill to get the government up and running if only Boner would let the bill come to the floor for a vote on it. John says that a clean bill would not pass the vote and that he is sure of it. Put it to a vote asshole, and then we’ll see.

   The problem with John is that he is a bought and paid for shill of big business and the Tea Party, which just happens to be his daddy when it comes to telling him what to do. In case you have not noticed, Boehner has a habit of bending over for Sen. Cruz when it comes to G.O.P. policy.

   Boehner also knows that his career is over, so why not fuck everyone that he can while heading to the exit door? He is no doubt the worst speaker of the House who has ever existed.

   Let a clean bill come to the floor, chicken-shit and we’ll see if it passes.

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Friday Funnies: A Day Late

Jay Leno: "Scientists in Stockholm say hundreds of jellyfish have shut down a nuclear reactor. Hey, that's nothing. In this country, a bunch of spineless jellyfish have shut down the entire government."

"And as you know, all nonessential employees were sent home – like President Obama's economic team."

"And because of the shutdown, even the Smithsonian Institute is closed. And as a result, tourists who come to Washington and want to see historical relics... they're now being sent to John McCain's office."

David Letterman: "People are saying now that before the government shutdown congressmen went out and got drunk – celebrating that they had shut down the government. This is the kind of thing that could damage their 10 percent approval rating."

"They say it's a partial government shutdown, and I can remember something similar happened. It was like the government was shut down for eight years when Bush was president."

Conan O'Brien: "People have events in the national parks and they're canceled because of the shutdown. There was a KKK rally scheduled to be held in a national park that was canceled. This was bad news for the KKK but good news for the park's black bears."

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