Most of the late night talk shows were in re-runs this week, so not to much to offer. However, we do have a few from...
Jay Leno:
"In fact, do you know what the highest-paying line of work is in America right now? Jury duty."
"President Bush and his lovely wife Laura have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. See, this is where President Bush has outsmarted everybody. People underestimate this guy. Five months ago, you would have had to pay $10 million bucks for that house, but thanks to his economic plan, he got it at a bargain. The man is a genius!"
"How does that work when the president applies for a home loan? Like, when they do a credit check, do they include the trillion-dollar deficit?" Source
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