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First, we will start off with some of the better comments from the late-night talk show circuit.
"Congress was broadcast live on Facebook for the first time in history. Now you can waste time and not get work done by watching Congress waste time and not get work done."
David Letterman :
"Now that the Republicans have taken over the House, they're going to undo everything President Obama has done. John Boehner even told the Obama kids that the dog has to go back."
"We have a new Speaker of the House, John Boehner. His new slogan: 'Four more tears.'"
"President Obama plans to sign a $1.4 billion food safety bill. The most dangerous thing about American food? The portions."
"A man was arrested for masturbating while on a flight. He said he was just finishing what the TSA guy started. Now would that be a skyjacking?"
Copyright © 2011 Universal Press Syndicate
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