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The only good things about being in Florida at this time of the year is the great weather that we are having. In the Tampa area, it is supposed to be 85, which does not hurt my feelings in the least. I am not hanging out at home today because I have a boat that is going back in to the water in less than an hour so I will be out doing the test run on it, and maybe even some fishing.
That being said. There will more than likely not be much activity at this site until later this evening. If something important comes up and I do not have fish scales on my hands, I’ll post something.
Enjoy the day where ever you happen to be!
Here comes some late night humor for your enjoyment.
"In a speech Obama said women earn 75 cents for each dollar a man makes, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Have you met Todd?'"
"Hillary Clinton visited Egypt today for the first time since the uprising. When asked why she went, Bill Clinton said, "Believe me, if anyone can stop an uprising, it's Hillary."
"Washington, D.C. is the most socially networked city in the country, which is why you could hear in the Senate today, “All in favor vote 'like.'"
"President Obama told middle school students that he was always in trouble in the 8th grade. In fact, he was once sent to the principal's office because he said the dog ate his birth certificate."
"Tea Party candidate Michele Bachmann said the Revolutionary War started in New Hampshire when it really started in Massachusetts. Interesting that a woman who believes so strongly in states rights can't get her states right."
"Today is the Ides of March, the day on which in 44 B.C. Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by 60 Roman Senators. That could never happen today. We can't get 60 Senators to agree on anything."
"Life expectancy in the U.S. has risen to a new record of 78.2 years. The bad news is, the average age a person has to work to before they can retire is now 78.3 years."
Copyright © 2011 Universal Press Syndicate
Copyright © 2011 Creators Syndicate
Copyright © 2011 Creators Syndicate
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