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Once again I am off to do some serious boating out on the ocean. If Boehner and the rest of the American Taliban close down the government over Planned Parenthood funding, then they will have some hell to pay the next time that they are up for re-election.
Have a great weekend!!
As the possible government shutdown nears, Obama has said that he will veto the current bill as it is at this time.
Jimmy Fallon: "The White House may have to lay off all nonessential workers if the government shuts down. You know: interns, pages, Biden..."
"Fox News announced today that Glenn Beck will leave his show later this year. It's nothing personal. He just wants to spend more time with the voices in his head."
Jay Leno: "We're heading for a government shutdown. This is serious. Without the government who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?"
"Members of Congress will still get paid if there's a shutdown. So it will be just like it is now. We'll be paying them to do nothing."
Conan O'Brien : "Due to the budget impasse, the federal government may shut down next week. There will be another season of 'Jersey Shore,' but the U.S. government is still up in the air."
Jimmy Kimmel: "If Congress can't agree on a budget by midnight Friday, the government will shut down. Democrats are demanding to tax all of the people's money and use it to fund abortions, while the Republicans want to sell the country to Exxon Mobil and relocate gays to Puerto Rico."
"All government services may be shut down next week, which could really make the DMV inconvenient."
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