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Yes indeed! It has been a bad week the Arnold. So, to celebrate his coming-out party, I’ve searched the web for the best jokes and cartoons just for you.
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Jay Leno: "You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger and Meg Whitman have in common? They both got in trouble for stiffing the maid. And today Arnold was offered the job as the new head of the International Monetary Fund."
"Arnold kept this secret for more than 10 years. You know how he did it? He moved the woman and child into an apartment right down the street from the Pakistani military academy."
Craig Ferguson: "Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a lovechild back in 2003. To be fair, Arnold has been taking financial responsibility for the child: education, health care ... everything he's taken away from every other child in California."
Jimmy Kimmel : "There have been rumors going around for years now about a half Austrian, half Mexican baby – who could bench-press a Ford Expedition."
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