Friday Funnies:What A Week

  Not sure about you, but this past week has been hell for me. When it comes right down to it, the month of July has been bad all the way around. I do not have much of a sense of humor, but I will give it a shot anyway.

Jay Leno: Scientists say life on Earth is wiped out every 27 million years, and we have 16 million years left. So we’re all going to die just when we finally get our debt paid off."

"Michele Bachmann and her husband run this institution where they try to 'pray away the gay.' They want gay guys to think outside the bun."

A report says that a growing number of Americans are worth $1 million. The bad news: last year they were worth $5 million."

David Letterman: "Congress is pledging to work around the clock until they're absolutely certain they will get nothing done."

It's so hot that instead of tapping phones, Rupert Murdoch has been tapping kegs.

"Michele Bachmann says that if she's elected, she'll ban pornography. We have multiple wars, skyrocketing debts, a recession, unemployment . . . Yeah, let's ban pornography."

 

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