Friday Funnies: Occupy This

    While Wall Street is being occupied:

 

 

 

 

David Letterman: "You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed."

"The economy's so bad, I was in Central Park today. I saw pigeons feeding old people. To save money we had to fire two writers, so this joke I'm in the middle of right now has no punch line."

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one."

Conan O'Brien: "At the last Republican debate, the candidates were seated according to how they've been doing in the polls. So Jon Huntsman was seated next to Tim Pawlenty at a Denny's across the street."

Craig Ferguson: "Police were using pepper spray on the Wall Street protesters. That's scary. What if they're spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?"

The protests are getting pretty rowdy. This morning, they overturned Donald Trump's hair and set it on fire

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