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   Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.)

   This man has always had some interesting quotes on the topic of the Bush administration and Mr. Bush in particular. He even has his own television show!   Here are just a few of his quotes:

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire"

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

"That bastard the American Minister of Defense Rumsfeld, and I won't say shamelessly, because they don't know what shame means. These are criminals. The whole word can hear the warning sirens.."

"We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

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VP Cheney's Special Holiday Wishes to Their Christian Taliban Base

   Never one to miss out on the Republican's stupidity and plain silliness, I thought that I would share this with you from The White House :

December 9, 2006

Vice President Cheney and his Wife Offer Very Special Holiday Wishes to Their Christian Taliban Base

Dear Evangelicals, Theocrats and "Values" Voters:

Christmas is upon us. Yes, now is the time to reflect on who has been naughty and who has been nice.

Recently, we sat down at our decidedly second-banana residence at Observatory Circle to reflect on an appropriate Christmas gift for our dear friends at Family Research Council, Focus on the Family, Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers and those pesky, frumpy busybodies at Concerned Women for America.

What to get our supposedly loyal base, the folks who let us down at the polls last month and made it possible for America-hating liberals to run riot in Congress, embarrass us and force Dick's best buddy Donny Rumsfeld to be subjected to thankless humiliation and unemployment?

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