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   Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.)

   This man has always had some interesting quotes on the topic of the Bush administration and Mr. Bush in particular. He even has his own television show!   Here are just a few of his quotes:

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire"

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

"That bastard the American Minister of Defense Rumsfeld, and I won't say shamelessly, because they don't know what shame means. These are criminals. The whole word can hear the warning sirens.."

"We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

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