Friday? Funnies: Maybe Not

  I put that question mark in my title because at the time that I am doing this, my blog-host ( Blogger ) has been down for maintenance problems for 30 hours or so. 

UPDATE:  it would seem that Blogger is working at the present time.

  Newt Gingrich

Stephen Colbert: "Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can't stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he's only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to.''

Jay Leno: "Newt Gingrich is running for President. Every 6 months we'd have a different First Lady. Newt's slogan is, 'At least I'm not Trump.'"

David Letterman: "Newt Gingrich announced that he's running for president on Twitter and Facebook. I think his concession speech will be on YouTube."

Tommy Bahama (M):  In an interview with Faux News, Newt Gingrich said "Well, I think, first of all, I just can't be president alone — we need 12 more Republican seats in the Senate — and we need about 40 more Republican seats in the House."  Then he added " I also need a new trophy wife, a new supply of Viagra and the arrival of the Great Pumpkin."      DailyComedy

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Newt Makes Presidential Running Announcement

  If you listen to all of the experts then the Newt has no chance of becoming the American Taliban presidential nominee.  Someone should maybe tell those experts that Americans have a short attention span and even less of memory.

  Anyway. The Progressive response to the Gingrich announcement.

One of the slimiest politicians in U.S. history announced a presidential bid today, prompting involuntary gag reflexes throughout the human and animal communities.

Newt Gingrich, noted right-wing amphibian, wriggled into the race for the Reptilian nomination, vowing to return America to a time when hypocrisy reigned supreme -- a time when a soulless douche could get famous by trying to run the president out of Washington for fooling around with an intern while he himself was also cheating on his wife.

Critics say Gingrich's re-emergence signals the need for America to have an "adultery conversation" -- specifically about the four-legged contender's utter lack of morals.

Political analysts say Gingrich distinguishes itself from the rest of the GOP presidential field with its ability to regenerate limbs, eyes, intestines, and upper and lower jaws.

Supporters say Newt can also secrete enough tetrodotoxin to kill a 180-pound liberal.

Voters are urged to avoid allowing Gingrich to come into contact with mucous membranes. In the vent of accidental contact, vigorous hand-washing techniques should be employed.

Ex-House Speaker secretes hat into ring -- ILLUSTRATED VERSION HERE

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