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Friday, May 13, 2011

Friday? Funnies: Maybe Not

  I put that question mark in my title because at the time that I am doing this, my blog-host ( Blogger ) has been down for maintenance problems for 30 hours or so. 

UPDATE:  it would seem that Blogger is working at the present time.

  Newt Gingrich

Stephen Colbert: "Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can't stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he's only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to.''

Jay Leno: "Newt Gingrich is running for President. Every 6 months we'd have a different First Lady. Newt's slogan is, 'At least I'm not Trump.'"

David Letterman: "Newt Gingrich announced that he's running for president on Twitter and Facebook. I think his concession speech will be on YouTube."

Tommy Bahama (M):  In an interview with Faux News, Newt Gingrich said "Well, I think, first of all, I just can't be president alone — we need 12 more Republican seats in the Senate — and we need about 40 more Republican seats in the House."  Then he added " I also need a new trophy wife, a new supply of Viagra and the arrival of the Great Pumpkin."      DailyComedy

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