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… This story isn’t funny,but, it is funny.
An unidentified suspect in the country of Slovakia was shot 5 times by the police after law enforcement stopped what would have been a case of cannibalism by the suspect who had planned on killing and then eating a Swiss citizen whom he had met online.
That is not all of it folks. It gets better.
Investigators say the suspect used the Internet to search for a person who wanted to commit suicide or be killed and would agree to let him eat the body. A Swiss man initially agreed but later changed his mind and informed authorities, police said.
"He (the Swiss citizen) wanted to die, and agreed to have his body quartered and subsequently consumed by a person whose identity we did not know," Interior Minister Daniel Lipšic told media at a briefing, The Slovak Spectator reported.
According to plan, the Swiss man had agreed to be drugged, stabbed in the heart and butchered in a wooded area, according to Police Commissioner Jaroslav Spišiak, the Spectator reported. His body, hidden under brush and then doused with black pepper, would be consumed over time.
The suspect, who is still alive, has not been able to speak to the police yet. Hmmm. 5 bullets in you would tent to quiet you down a bit, don’t you think?
I’m not so sure if the suspect is short an oar, but the idiot who had agreed to be stored away and eaten over time should most certainly have a date with the rubber room.
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